Panda is late on his deadline and Mariota wins Heisman

The most gracious of Heisman winners could not be asked for, though this particular Panda had no doubt he was going to victorious in this one of the most prestigious of awards, the rest of the sports world had to at least debate about handing it of to some lesser deserving player. I found this so completely ridiculous that I developed a rare yet reoccurring bout of writers block that took a two liter of scotch and some pills to put to sleep. None the less I was late on my deadline to give the great quarterback his melange of words you could only consider pandaesque, and for that I apologize to the young star of a phenomenal Oregon Ducks football squad, and on top of all the records he has broken (both for PAC12 and U of O history) he has managed to collect a college degree in only three years of attendance at Oregon, smart and talented, look out NFL. Oregon gets a chance in the Rose Bowl to give the Seminoles their first loss of the season, and if they do that a chance to win the National Championship, this is a great year for Duck fans, those of us who sneer at umbrellas, and almost enjoy getting their hair wet when walking through the weather even if we are far from those beautiful post card views that made us that way. Cheers to Mariota and cheers to the Ducks, and good luck on New Years Day, and in case you forgot, Quack Muthafuckin' Quack!!!