Saturday, February 28, 2015

Kentucky stays perfect as the SEC championship looms

The team that seems to be only getting better continues to do so, this team is disproving any theory's I have had about Calapari only being a talented recruiter and not great at coaching, apparently he has read some of my writing and decided to be the stellar coach he was always capable of being. It would make me angry but this team seems to see it's own weaknesses before an opponent can even see the film in an attempt to prepare for the onslaught that is the Kentucky Wildcats in this particular season.
Will it be the SEC championship tournament that gives this team their first loss of the season, or do we just have to wait and see if they can make that historical note throughout the madness that is March. If I were a betting man and I most certainly am, I would say it is not possible to go undefeated in this day and age throughout the tournament, but I have watched this team play, and they dispatch everyone, and they seem to be getting stronger as they close down upon their goal, like a pack of wolves closing in on injured prey their bites become more vicious everytime. For they are finding a hunger they could not imagine as they close in on a taste they could only dream of earlier in the season, it will not be easy but as sure as I will be drinking more scotch these young men will be finding themselves a very happy bunch on April the 6th. Cheers y'all sports panda readers, Panda out!!!

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Kentucky tries to go 24-0 tonight against LSU

We shall see if this team if this team is truly unbeatable, though they are almost a lock to win the championship this year, it is the madness so who knows, and conference play is not yet over. Though look at their play they are possibly the scariest team to play in recent history, still they have had close calls and are not a perfect team. This LSU team has the size to be able to take out the Wildcats tonight, I personally think and have money on them going undefeated, no matter how much I hate to say that, they have not even started playing as good as they are capable of, and that should if it hasn't already put fear in the hearts of their opponents. Will we see some out of this world shit from this team that has yet to hit their ceiling, I know they play incredible defense, but just wait until they play their best offense. All I know is if France allowed college sports betting my money would be on Kentucky tonight.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Goodell threatens to rape Pete Carrol's wife if he hands off to Lynch

We were all wondering what went wrong on Superbowl Sunday, the facts are in, luckily thanks to extreme bribing on my part of several NFL front office officials, I am one of the few to know this privileged information. Rodger Goodell was on the phone with coach Pete Carroll during the time out before the resulting interception thrown. Goodell due to that skittles eating son of bitch not talking to the media said, "your wife will get f§ck#d in the &ss hard from behind with my d@ck if you decide to let Marshawn run the ball at this time!" This makes Goodell a sort of an evil overlord of the NFL, though also Seahawks fans are sure to become angry at both parties, Lynch may be lynched at some point soon, due to his ignorance of the right of the media to hear your voice as a professional athlete.
Say what you will, but this is a crazy sport, and we will get over this injustice but it still goes in the record books and we shall see what happens next, you have to love this chess game they play with the pigskin, and as per usual this is your favorite sports panda and congrats to the Pats on their 4th ring.