Friday, December 5, 2014

Ducks get chance at revenge and the coveted playoff spot

As I try my best to kill this Parisian Plague with healthy doses of scotch and 7up, I await the passionate battle between the assholes from Arizona against the team that is once again this years ruler of Oregon, though all that is missing is their rule over the rest of the PAC12. Nothing to do but search desperately for a free streaming site and to curse UCLA for blowing their chance at making this a much less stressful event for Duck fans, thanks LA you can't do shit right.
Why should Oregon win, well I could spout out a bunch of stats but I'm too goddamn sick for that, they should win because Phil Knight poured enough money into this team to make them top of the line and it is about time they get into a position to win the National Title, and because fuck the SEC!
Plus the O line is healthy, and I believe Arizonians are scared of the bay area and will not show to Levi Stadium, which in contrast Oregon alums actually live in the bay area making Levi's Stadium similar to a home game. Also there is this young man called Marcus Mariota and he should have enough protection tonight to be able to show those Heisman voters who should be lifting the trophy in New York, so there it is my post on this game that should be a good one. Happy Holidays from the Sports Panda, and as per usual Quack Muthafuckin' Quack!!!

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