Seattle continues to do hard drugs on Superbowl run

The Seahawks, continue to pay off drug testers as they continue to smoke crack and infuse opponents gatorade with ketamine; strange way to win if you feel as if you are the best team. Seattle fans do not care about honesty due to how much it sucks to be a seattle sports fan. It could be worse, they could live in Oklahoma City or San Antonio, but seriously it can't be much more asinine than living in one of the worst sports towns in the world. Reports are coming in of this team displaying a smug desire rivaling that of  the Patriots, and that in itself is probably one of the last pieces of news that this team needs at a time where they are trying to be respected by humans with heart and Panda's with soul. Unfortunately the extreme amount of cheating and serious juice that at this point is team wide, and we ain't talking that cool juice we saw through 2pac acting but the bad kind that makes OJ kill a white chick and get away with it. So boo to cheaters, and no body likes those Seattle teams, just go back to canada you ass clowns.

Kentucky stays undefeated, though look slow

Double overtime against Texas A&M is a pretty disappointing look for a Kentucky team that should be rolling through these conference teams, apparently UK is not showing their true blue in these conference games. This team could be one of the first team in decades to go undefeated through the season and the tournament, yet it seems their talent will not coincide with a bit of maturity that could only increase these guys' draft stock, if they can treat every opponent like they treat truly talented teams they had no trouble beating they would be a lock for winning the tournament and making some serious history. Not all is lost as they have yet to let their ego overcome that nice zero in the loss column, still it seems they need to focus to be able to get through this seemingly breezy conference play that so far they seem like a lesser team than they did in preseason play. I will say they are still the favorite to win the National Championship yet it would be nice if they would display it a bit more than their arrogance and lackluster lumbering through SEC play.

I am Charlie

I know it's not sports related, but when Arabs claiming to be Al-Qaida run into a magazine office with Kalashnikov's and a rocket launcher in the city you live in sometimes it can change what you write about. 12 are dead, 11 injured with 4 in critical condition and the town has little Grand Theft Auto edge to it that hasn't been felt in quite a while for this usually quite peaceful city, the city of lights certainly got some unsuspected fireworks today actually not too far from where I work. It's a sad day for journalism when satirical magazines get violently attacked, and it does nothing to help the perception of Arabs in Paris who actually are here to be productive members of this society. It certainly makes me a bit uneasy as the get away car was dumped in my neighborhood where they stole another vehicle to complete their escape from Paris I am assuming. There will be of course a vigil, it being Paris after all, and I certainly hope it doesn't interfere with my metro ride back to work, that's all for now. Panda Out!

Cam Newton records first playoff win in physical game against Arizona

Though this was not how you would like to look against either team they may face in the next round, the Panthers did what they needed to do to beat the Arizona Cardinals 27-16, but let it be known even if Newton wasn't superb he showed strength throughout the game. He will have to be much more accurate facing against either Green Bay or Seattle, though I believe Cam will only look better even if the Carolina defense can't show up against these explosive offenses. There is more time to prepare, and I believe the former 1st overall draft pick might just have his chance to take advantage of the over rested team, but we never know in the playoffs so it's all guesses and mostly bullshit. So we all wait for sunday to see if the Cowboys or the Lions win on the other side to decide where the two winners get sent. Since I have no horse in this, the only thing that clouds my judgement as a writer in these the 2015 NFL Playoffs will be my overall hate towards a good percentage of these teams.
And per usual this is the Sports Panda signing out, and fuck all those lame teams you know I hate, if you are unaware apparently you should probably follow this page. Well I'm missing the next game so......

CFP gets two highest viewer rating in cable television history

The first year of the College Football Playoffs make history in Cable Television, shows that the arguments for the BCS all these years were a bunch of bullshit, also strange that the internet was trending a possible cuckold more than the fact that both Florida State who were undefeated, and Alabama who was heavily favored lost in their collective Semi-Final games. The story here is more that Oregon scored 59 points in the Rose Bowl the most in Rose Bowl history, also they beat a previously undefeated team and defending champions Florida State by 39 points, even with Seminole players saying they beat themselves, if that was true they really must have been trying hard to make it like they were defeated and if that is a fact I have underestimated Florida State's drama department.
The story that really makes the BCS's favor towards the SEC really look bad, is the fact that Urban Meyer outcoached college football coaching legend Nick Saban, Ohio State simply played a better game than the juggernaut Alabama. With a long wait until the National Championship game both teams have a good amount of time to watch tape and prepare for the other team, this should be a good matchup though I did say the same of Florida State being able to slow down Oregon, the other semifinal game was more of the close game I expected, it goes to show it will be hard to predict what the heisman trophy winner will bring to the field on the 12th of January, not to mention an incredible team backing him up at such a serious pace. However impatient we may be for the first time to truly see the best two teams play for the National Championship, at least we get to see it with the fact being that the BCS would've had Alabama play Florida State most likely for the National Championship, and even though we would've seen Oregon play Ohio State in the Rose Bowl it would've had that oh so familiar bitter BCS taste that it's had every year until this one. So we shall wait, and be happy that the system has changed for the better, whether it's perfect or not is like asking why people have different tastes, it will be epic, and per usual Quack Muthafuckin' Quack!!!

Florida State has their season ended by a strong Oregon team

Remember when Florida State was undefeated, well they looked like a team that had played in a very basketball strong conference and not in a conference that helps strengthen your team for the first semi-final playoff game in NCAA football history. The Ducks looked like they always do this season, other than one misstep throughout this glorious season, the Ducks will be waiting for the winner of the game I am watching as I type, though they look so strong that I even believe either team that gets through the other semi-final tonight will have a lot of trouble dealing with both their offense and their defense. The proof of tonight's defeat 59-20 with the Oregon Ducks slaughtering the Florida State Seminoles due to 5 Seminole turnovers and Oregon completely exhausting the Florida State defense with their hurry up offense which seemed to only get faster throughout the game. Apparently the new Heisman winner defeated the rapist that had won the trophy the year before, though it is always difficult to not want to completely destroy a douche of such magnitude but sometimes if you can defeat them mentally it's almost better. Now Mariota and the Ducks will face off against whichever team decides they can drink enough red bull to try to keep up with these insane rolling Ducks, time once again to say Quack Muthafuckin' Quack!!!