Sports commentary by a Panda, mostly San Francisco sports though all professional sports will be discussed as only a Panda can do.
Sunday, November 30, 2014
Mariota does Heisman pose as he and Ducks leap to victory
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Ducks will replay Arizona
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Steph Curry makes NBA history at American Airlines Arena
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Why are some NBA players so greedy?
It makes players who want a ring have to sacrifice a good amount of money in sometimes incredibly short careers just because of that bottom line that these "poor owners" are making. Seriously why would someone who is obviously not stupid when it comes to business spend 2 billion dollars on the LA Clippers, okay for those of you who can't follow, I believe that means that owning an NBA team is very profitable. These are billionaires we are feeling bad for due to media storms that they finance, just because millions of dollars seem like so much to us does not mean that it becomes more than the ridiculous profits these uber rich are making when they win against the NBPA, we have to remember that the players are the reason we watch basketball not the asshole owners. These are employee rights fights even if it's at a level of wealth we can not completely grasp, we should as fans always be on the players side, otherwise it won't be a game worth watching. I know that is why LeBron has a contract he can opt out of at the end of this season, and why any player who is thinking about his future is thinking about his contract because there is only so long his talents can write him these checks. So if you like basketball, keep your voice loud for your team, but also for the players on that team, otherwise this league will not have the heart and soul that makes us watch like it's life or death. Love your team, but know what that entails.
Blazers on a 8 game winning streak
Monday, November 24, 2014
Flowers records 300th win
I know I am not known for my hockey posts but tonight a great goalkeeper recorded his 300th win for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. Andre Fleury who has been sensational throughout his career, continues to be a great asset to this incredible franchise, with heart, courage, and an urge to fight. This win against the Bruins seems like poetic justice delivered by the sports God's, with my Giants losing the Panda to a Boston team at least another black and white animal of my preference can get a bit of revenge for this saddened panda who considered Pablo as a sort of honorary Panda uncle. So yes bostonians I am hurt, but at least my team's can bite back!
Panda gets $100 million 5 year deal with Red Sox
This page from it's conception has given you Panda updates, and no matter how much it pains me to do so I will report on this one as well. Pablo Sandoval reportedly will receive $100 million in 5 years from the Boston Red Sox after passing the upcoming physical, though Bostonian camp has not reported on it due to apparent bean town weirdness, the report is all over baseball news and if it is not true I may be a new hire at some wonderful sports giant such as ESPN or Vice Sports. So anyways it is a sad day for San Francisco who did actually offer him a fair contract but I believe the AL is what attracted the Panda to the bitter cold of New England, the fact that if he ate too much bamboo to hang out at third he could always become a DH in the waning years of his career. Sure Boston doesn't have much to offer when it comes to weather, bitter cold and snow in the winter, along with the wonderfully humid summers and a short window of a few weeks that make up fall and spring. But it's completely superior to the unchanging almost constant weather in San Francisco, why would you ever want to live somewhere where it is 63° F in late November in the evening, why that sounds like hell.
So now the poor suckers in the bay have to find a new third baseman, though they will be able to replace the third base position they will never be able to replace the panda, so to Pablo good luck, and we thank you for all your years with the Giants!
Saturday, November 22, 2014
What is the affinity we have for sports?
Personally I don't care, I enjoy the strange beast that makes me drink like I have an invincible liver, and watch until the final moments to make sure that the magic either happens or doesn't for some team that seems too beaten to come back actually does find that moment of glory. In the end you either love or hate sports, and if you know the love you may lose relationships due to the overall awesomeness of sports as a whole. In these days where people are not letting their children play football, and possibly the death of one the most entertaining games that is played in our day and age, but why worry about the continuation of a wonderful sport when we must bow to the might of human safety. Isn't this the same species that is completely destroying the earth due to overpopulation and extreme pollution to the environment. Please tell me how we should protect this virus with shoes, it's like we believe humans are the most precious resource on this planet, I wish I could understand the compassion of true buddhists but I have quite a cynical view towards humanity. It's okay because I will enjoy American Football until the possible end of this wonderful sport and hope that one day the brutal hypocrisy of humanity will take a bit of a rest so I can enjoy all my addictions, including sports and whatever else can kill me and other humans.
Ducks tromp Buffalos as Mariotta gets closer to Kaepernic's college career stats
Mariota seems to cement his grip on the heisman every game he plays and short of some bizarre turn of events he will certainly collect it. And as per usual Quack M§th@rfùck#ing Quack!!!
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Spurs face off against the Cavaliers
CFP Rankings friendly towards Ducks, who keep #2 Ranking
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Ducks jump past undefeated Florida St. in CFP rankings!
If the Ducks stay healthy and Mariota stays hot they should be a lock to win it this year, which would bring on the first NCAA Division 1 Football playoff and they could have a real chance at winning it all, these are all what if's but that is what sports is all about. Quack Quack!
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
It takes overtime to decide this years Saints 9ers fight for the playoffs!!!
Everybody panic the CAVs are 3-3!!!
LeBron's first triple double of the season came at a perfect time to make the NBA realize that the Cavaliers could get in a rhythm together, still after their win against the Pelicans they still are not completely jelled as a unit, but these are signs of life, and if the defending champs are any sign of what is needed to win championships being mid range in the standings is okay until around mid january. If any one player gets criticized in this league though it will always be LeBron James, and I believe he has grown in maturity to accept that as his place and knows how deal with the media's questions aware of this responsibility.
We shall see what this team has throughout the season, but any smart basketball fan will realize that this team with LeBron's leadership should give us a good look at what to expect out of the rest of the league due to an unbreakable competetive nature that LeBron will bring to any team he is a part of.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Warriors try to go 4-0 against division rival Clippers
Though anyone who has watched Stephan Curry play in the last few years knows when he gets hot he is unstoppable, also Harrison Barnes is a player that can never be overlooked and seems to have yet to hit his peak. Andre Iguodala has been rather quiet this season but as I previously stated it is still extremely early in the season, Iguodala is a player an NBA fan will never sleep on do to his high basketball IQ and his overall comfort on the court, he is sure to start heating up soon this season. Andrew Bogut is a strong center in a league that seems to have an incredible shortage of players that can play the position, he is no superstar but more just a blue collar big man, he always has an affect on the game when on the court.
This is an anticipated game to say the least that will set the tone for this division as the winner will take the lead in the division and this matchup could be a very early glimpse at a playoff series five months from now. Make some noise Oracle Arena!!!
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
What is Love?
Don't get me wrong the saints look strong with 2456 yards of passing offense, and 1036 rushing yards of offense this season. Wait, wait, wait, though they allowed 2147 passing yards, 817 rushing yards of offense this season. What happens if your teams defense can stop them, what happens when you get to Drew Brees early, I know he doesn't make mistakes usually but he does have 8 interceptions with his 15 touchdowns. On top of that they have completely lost the special teams games, I'd get into the stats but who really cares, the fact is they are losing every aspect of the special teams game.
I would talk about our offensive prowess this year but the 1809 to 1650 differential in passing yards for Niners against their opponents this season is not enough to make anyone feel that good when they scored one more passing td against us on those stats, we can't close is what that shows me. Then 956 to 685 yards rushing, yes the niners have the advantage yet allowed 5 rushing touchdowns to our 3 rushing touchdowns, but the facts will only matter when the season is over. If you believe that zebra's are only Panda jealous for being the more superior black and white being than you will understand it's just race thing, you know hooves versus paws.
Though I really believe this year's niner team just needs some good competition to show up to play, and shut up about the whole denver debacle, with Aldon Smith ready to make Drew feel as short as he is I think this is the game to turn around the niners season.
Don't forget Love is a Journey song stuck on repeat, Don't Stop Believing because Steve Perry knows where you live!!!
Giants prove their dynasty
Three World Series trophy's in five years is a feat that seems fictional but we all saw it happen, shit I'm still feeling the hangover and I wouldn't be surprised if the entire city of San Francisco feels the same way. This team is a dynasty and they have what it takes to fight through the critics, smurfs, and haters to make history, an injury filled season that looked hopeless at times, but when it came down to it all it was a pitch from MadBum that forced a pop up fly that was caught by a Panda to end this years 2014 baseball season.
April seems a long way away right now, but we shall see what moves are made to see if the Giants can finally compete on an odd year. So don't forget to respect your Panda's and never give up on your team.
This blog will start to focus more on football and move more into basketball as that becomes more relevant, though I will miss writing baseball it will return after March Madness.