We were all wondering what went wrong on Superbowl Sunday, the facts are in, luckily thanks to extreme bribing on my part of several NFL front office officials, I am one of the few to know this privileged information. Rodger Goodell was on the phone with coach Pete Carroll during the time out before the resulting interception thrown. Goodell due to that skittles eating son of bitch not talking to the media said, "your wife will get f§ck#d in the &ss hard from behind with my d@ck if you decide to let Marshawn run the ball at this time!" This makes Goodell a sort of an evil overlord of the NFL, though also Seahawks fans are sure to become angry at both parties, Lynch may be lynched at some point soon, due to his ignorance of the right of the media to hear your voice as a professional athlete.
Say what you will, but this is a crazy sport, and we will get over this injustice but it still goes in the record books and we shall see what happens next, you have to love this chess game they play with the pigskin, and as per usual this is your favorite sports panda and congrats to the Pats on their 4th ring.
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