With the glass of scotch filled high and his cigarette lit, the sports panda has his instrumentals booming in earphones ready to bring you the magic from these keys that I've been so shy from of late. Please do not blame me, blame my losing lottery tickets and a world society that doesn't allow us to pursue our passions, but fuck all that noise it's almost time for warm up pitches in game five of an incredibly exciting NLCS. We have ourselves the Giants who haven't hit a long ball in six straight postseason games and the Cardinals that seem to have no shortage of home runs, yet some magical way the Giants sit one win away from the covetted pennant. Small ball, or team baseball, or simply a team designed for October whatever you want to call it it is a fact this team has a winning attitude at the plate and on defense. The Panda is ready for the World Series, are you? For as far as I can tell we have not lost our command of this time and place and I believe in the even year superstition.
Buster Posey got his team into this position after a great game last night, Panda hasn't been too shy either and it looks like the Cardinals might start acting like a canary in a cage babbling about puddy tats with less luck, and this time the black and white creature ready to devour is not a pussy.
Bumgarner is back on the mound tonight and if I had placed any bets for tonights results there would be no feathers gaining victory, I believe it's time to get ready for Tuesday in Kansas City.
Well good night y'all no Panda's were injured in the making of this post except for at least one's liver.
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